NYC Man Rents Out Apartment, Returns to Find BBW Orgy in Action (YAY!), Doesn’t Join In (LAME!)

The NY Post reports that comedian Ari Teman, 31, rented his Manhattan apartment via the popular service Airbnb to man claiming to be in town for a family wedding. Tenor claims that after grabbing dinner before departing for the weekend, he returned home to find that his renter David Carter, 32, had mounted a sex party for plus-size women that was billed as "Turn Up 2: The Pantie Raid."

Image: XL Girls

"This was just so bizarre," said Teman, who returned home to find Carter being tossed out by building management. "There were all sorts of people walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess."

Carter claims he just had six people over for a "get together", although Tenor's address was indeed tweeted out to comers in search of an "XXX Freak Fest."

Teman is not going to press charges, and Airbnb is providing him with restitution. Carter and his freaks never got to have their fest.

Ever the jokester, Teman snarked in conclusion: "The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment!"

We beg to differ, because his Internet must be way, way off is "the worst part" of it in any way resembles regal BBW sex maniacs of contemporary porn: April Flores, Kelly Shibari, Courtney Trouble, Kitty Stryker, Samantha 38G, Bunny De La Cruz, Veronica Bottoms, and Milla Monroe.

Image: Fuck Yeah April Flores

Kelly Shibari image: XL Girls

Image: Courtney Trouble

Kitty Stryker image: Rodney Moore

Samantha 38G and Sapphire image: Sensational Video

Bunny De La Cruz Image: Scoreland

Veronica Bottoms image: BBW Depot

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Image: Milla Monroe

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