Semen, Good For What Ails You. If Your Ailment is Hypersensitivity to Human Semen.

I'm sorry, honey, I'm allergic to semen, may be the worst thing your girl could say to you...that is, until now. For there is new evidence that a semen allergy can only be cured by submitting oneself to lots and lots, or loads and loads, of semen. It's good for what spews you.

According to a recent article on the sex site Nerve (link below), there are those unfortunate women (and their even more unfortunate mates) who suffer from something called Hypersensitivity to Human Semen (HHS). That means that the low-calorie, high-protein gooey goodness that comes spurting out of an orgasming penis can give a woman an allergic reaction.

Such news can give a man an allergic reaction, too. However, there's hope. The article goes on to state that "In one of the wildest studies you will ever hear of, women suffering from HHS were pricked once with washed sperm and once with seminal fluid. It wasn't the sperm, but the ejaculate that was giving them the rashes."

What does that mean? That there's a cure! By injecting small amounts of the seminal fluid into the sufferer's body, over time, they'll build up a resistance and in time be able to get a full facial without breaking out into a rash.

Via Nerve