Achtung and Batter Up: Amazon Germany Is Selling Baseball Bats as Sex Toys

The great American pastime apparently doesn't translate to the Teutonic mindset, so, as a result of cultural confusion, ever-enterprising Amazon has turned to the universal language—kinky sex—and the company is presently peddling baseball bats in Germany as implements of sexual penetration. Talk about combining a home run and home base!

Specifically, Amazon calls the bats "Super Bondage Fetish Dildos". Wooden models go for $36, while aluminums cost around $50. Go for the metal—this is one case where breaking a bat would prove to be a very unpleasant form of strikeout.

Image: Alsscan

The outfit supplying Das Amazon with these lubey-ville sluggers is "FEIHOFF sarl." Rather than mitts and catcher's masks, their other offerings include handcuffs, leather gloves and the "Sensibilitätsrad Nervenrad nach Wartenburg, 17 cm." That thing looks regulation, but not for your standard ballparks.

So round those bases, swing hard, and feed the pink monster!

(H/T: Dangerous Minds)

Image: Alsscan

Lesbian baseball images: Alsscan

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