Don’t Be a Morning After Pill

The Japanese have vending machines that dispense everything from booze to used panties, but we're more old-fashioned in the United States and prefer our products canned, which is why you can now have a one-night stand and still leave your love nest refreshed.

Thank the Walk of Shame kit. But what is the walk of shame, you ask. Well, the website selling the ingenious product answers that for you.

"It is the act of going home the next morning and being embarrassed in your clothes from the night before. There is no longer a need to be embarrassed by doing the 'walk of shame,' all of your problems are solved with the Walk of Shame™ Kit. It's everything you'll need to walk home with your head held high."

Basically, what that means is you have a can that contains: a dress, flip flops, Backpack Sunglasses, prepasted toothbrush, wipes, call/don't call leave behind notecard and awareness bracelet.

What's an awareness bracelet? The site has that answered for you, too: it's "a breast cancer awareness bracelet. A portion of the proceeds have been donated on your behalf to a breast cancer foundation."

The only thing missing is the morning after pill.

Buy the Walk of Shame kit