Cameron Diaz, Cameron Di Tits

Thanks you, Cameron Diaz, for losing your top and letting us lose our heads.

We caught up with her on vacation in the Caribbean thanks to those snoopy snoops over at Hot Celebs Home (link below), who managed to snap and post some revealing shots of her without a top in a bikini at the beach.

This is way we've always pictured Cameron, half-naked and surf side, only we're usually by her side. Of course, that's our fantasy. This, great God almighty, is reality.

Now, Cameron has a fine set of jugs on her. That is a given, but she's also shapely in other places, and it would be dismissive of us not to bring attention to her assets.

Yes, we're talking about her ass. Her bikini bottom is almost submerged in-between the muscle grab of her ass-cheeks. Oh, to go where that little piece of fabric has disappeared. The sights we would see. The secrets it would reveal.

We're tongue-tied. What else can we say? Words desert us. They are inadequate to deliver on the carnal promise of Cameron's nearly naked body. There's a gallery below, and those pictures tell more than a thousand words, they spew a million sperm cells.

Let us leave you with that, the image of your coming ejaculation. You know it's coming. Cameron knows it's coming. Don't disappoint her.

Via Hot Celebs Home