Kelly Brook Audition, Her Boobiful New Perfume

Would you like to smell like Kelly Brook? Just a dab of her new perfume will do. It's called Audition, and YouTube has posted a video of her getting sprayed between her massive melons (link below). Wonder if it smells fruity?

The English act-chest and model was due a scent. We just worry that it may cause riots and uncontrollable urges for men who smell it on their ladies. Seeing the busty brunette already drives us crazy in our pants, but to catch a whiff, preferable of her quiff, well, that's just asking for trouble.

Which is why we created a mock study to learn the effects of such a scent on man. What would he do? Could remain civil or would all restraint be loosened and society as we understand it fall into ruin?

We cannot in good faith endorse or condone the use of Kelly Brook's new perfume Audition. If you have a problem with that, Ms. Brook, please speak to us personally, preferably soaking in your new scent.

Via YouTube