Taylor Momsen is many things, but one she is not is shy about her body. Maybe she still smarts from that upskirt that exposed her dangling tampon string, but there no such foreign objects detected in the artwork for her new album, in which she posed for completely nude.
She looks very naked, which is very good, lying down, her blonde hair spread out like a frightwig and her nude body hairless (if you know what we mean), with only a cross body-painted over her breasts with an arrow pointing to her hairless clam.
Now that's music with a beat we can beat off to!
The model, act-chest and rocker may be able to single-handedly revived the struggling music industry when she releases this skinful charm. Who among us will not shell out whatever it takes to take home a copy of this prurient disc? We will download, CD or vinyl whatever costs to own Taylor Momsen.
In the meantime, we're going to imagine it's just the two of us, some candlelight, her record spinning on the hifi and our hands reach out for our dance partner. She's hard and likes to spit.