Put a Cork In It, Then Play With It

There are so many ways for a girl to get off, a guy could get envious, only we have one way that they don't: we can watch them. What? They can watch, too? That's unfair!

Well, life's unfair. Sometimes you just have to put a plug in your butt to stop all the shit from coming out. Sometimes you have to put a plug in your butt because, well, it feels good.

It appears that the latter is the case for this lady, who has a black plastic stopper where her crapper is, and that only prompts her to get her two free hands busy playing with her ding-a-ling.

Now, it's commonly misunderstood that ding-a-ling is a penis. Chuck Berry is responsible for this confusion due to his hit song "My Ding-a-Ling." But in ancient times, before rock and roll, my ding-a-ling was unisex, like a barbershop, and even hairier.

But enough semantics. This is about self-abuse, masturbation, twiddling the diddling, the little guy in the boat, finger fucking, and our girl is eager to get to work. Just look at her and tell us you're not aroused by her enthusiasm? We are, so much so we're going to join her.

Our ding-a-ling is ringing like a bell in perfect harmony with her clitorus, and together we are making beautiful music, but you can join together with the band, too. Grab your instrument and start playing!

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