We Love Our Phones So Much They Turn Our Sex Into a Threesome

Is it any surprise that our smartphones are following us into bed with our partners? It doesn't surprise us. Sex can get boring, but there's always an app to fill up the dull stretches while we're waiting for our orgasm.

According to the perverts at Nerve (link below), reporting on a survey by condom maker Durex, "fifteen percent of people would answer a phone call or read a text message while otherwise sexually engaged, and five percent have used Facebook during the act. So it makes sense that thirty-three percent claim that technology is interfering with their sex life, while another thirty percent say that their partner has been digitally distracted in bed. Which means that fifteen percent of people who say they don't look at their phone are liars."

The article goes on to show some status updates that users supposedly posted while in the act. We're dubious. First off, where are the pictures? Pithy statements and emoticons feel like the work of a tired editor. Secondly, wouldn't your phone short out from all the crazy bodily fluids?

Oh, now we get it, the people that are on social media sites while fucking are just bad fucks. It's like the bland leading the bland.

Via Nerve