Kate Upton Wants Smaller Boobs So She Can Go Braless

Be careful what you wish for, Kate Upton. We hear she sometimes thinks it would be great to have smaller boobs so that she could go braless every now and then. What?! No one's stopping her from going braless. Big boobs want freedom, too, you know.

According to US Magazine (link below), "'I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I would love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,' the buxom blonde bombshell, 21, told British publication The Sun."

You sure that wasn't April Fools Day because this must be a put-on. Can the mind even fathom how hot Kate would be, in her current full-bosomed form, braless in a spaghetti top? Our sauce boils at the thought.

She goes on to say, "'Every single day I'm like, "Oh man, it would be so much easier," especially if people didn't constantly bring them up,' the Vogue cover girl added. 'If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons…'"

Stop this madness! Life isn't easy. No one said it would be easy being the world's most sexy woman. You got to work for it. It's a labor of love. Nothing is handed to you on a platter, except, of course, ourselves.

Though Kate wishes for a smaller pair of paradise, she's not unhappy with her chesty blessings. "'I love my boobs and I'm proud of my size,' she said to The Sun of her 34-D cups. 'That's an important message to young girls -- love who you are.'"

Amen.

Via US Magazine