Life Is a Topless Beach for Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a German model. We all know that. She's also 40 years old. It's hard to even believe that, especially after seeing the new topless pictures of the babe strutting her stuff surfside. Looking at those tits we'd have to say, 40 is the new sexy.

The eagle-eyed perverts at Taxi Driver Movie (link below) have posted some pictures of Heidi at the beach in Mexico with her new boyfriend, Vito Schnabel. Lucky bastard.

Schnabel is a 27-year-old art dealer in New York City and the son of artist-filmmaker Julian Schnabel. He has dated Demi Moore and Elle Macpherson.

He seems a little too young for her. We think she needs a more mature lover, a man who has experience and can relate to her in a way a frisky puppy like Schnabel is unable to. We're talking about a man like your ace Fleshbot reporter.

Remember when Heidi was in a relationship with her bodyguard Martin Kristen from September 2012 until early 2014? We'd happily guard her body. Not from paparazzi, no. We wouldn't think of taking away from your pleasure, dear reader. But we'd protect her body with our hands and our mouth and our tongue... well, you get the picture.

But until that day, and mark our words that day will come, we'll just have to ogle those pictures with the rest of you. That ain't so bad.

Via Taxi Driver Movie