Babeland Celebrates Earth Day With Solar-Powered Vibrator Giveaway

What do you get the girl who has everything, and also happens to be a tree-hugging, granola-crunching naturalist on Earth Day? That's easy, thanks to the perverts at Babeland and their solar-powered vibrator, which they'll be giving away to some lucky customers in honor of Earth Day.

The news comes to us from Xbiz (link below) who write "Babeland locations in New York and Seattle will be giving away solar powered vibrators to their first 25 customers this coming Earth Day, April 22."

'Earth Day is a time when people are paying attention to eco-friendly practices, and it's a good time to highlight the ways that we can be eco-sexy, too,' Babeland co-founder Claire Cavanah told The Brooklyn Paper. 'The Solar Bullet vibrator, which retails for about $34, comes equipped with a mini solar panel that reportedly churns out one hour of green buzzing for every eight hours of sun soaking,' according to Xbiz.

Earth Day also reminds us of the Earth Mother, and we don't want to upset Mother Nature, as we learned in those old margarine commercials. Nothing makes a planet or a pretty woman, or for that matter any woman, happier than the clean-energy arousal they get from a vibrator powered by the sun. The only thing that might be better would be a hand-cranked vibrator, which would be a lot of work, but we're used to cranking it.

If you're in New York or Seattle, here's the info:

The Babeland NYC giveaway begins at 12 p.m. and will run until supplies run out. The store is located at 452 Bergen St., between Flatbush and Fifth avenues in Park Slope, Brooklyn. For more info, call (718) 638–3820. The Babeland Seattle giveaway kicks off at 11 a.m. and is located at 707 E. Pike St. Seattle, Washington. For more info, call (206) 328-2914.

Via Xbiz