Energy Drink Banned in Australia for Potential Long-Lasting Boner

Some of those energy drinks we use to get through the day may make it harder than we thought to stay out of bed. Australia has banned an energy drink because it was found to contain a drug in it used for penile dysfunction.

The side-effect? A very long-lasting erection. Is that so bad?

According to the Independent,

MosKa, described as a herbal energy drink designed to naturally enhance sexual performance, was found to contain Levitra - the brand name of drug vardenafil - when tested by Australian authorities. Possible side effects of the drug include priapism - an abnormally long lasting and persistent erection, which can cause permanent damage, along with sudden hearing loss.

An advisory posted by the Australian Department of Health's Therapeutic Goods Administration said distribution of the drink, contained in a red can, is now illegal, adding that any found by customs will be seized and destroyed.

Man, we never thought Australia would be such a kill-joy.

What's the you say? I've got an erection that won't quit? Well, why don't you help me get it back down to size?

The manufacturer has released this statement: "We are devastated to have found that the overseas OEM supplier for Moska energy for adults had included an undeclared ingredient, Vardenafil (Levitra), within the natural ingredients."

It's like Viagra in a cup. Instead of apologizing, they should be marketing the boner-inducing qualities of this magical mystery drink. Think of all the members of Congress that could benefit from drinking this.

Via Independent