Orlando Bloom's loss is our gain. The actor and the Australian model, Miranda Kerr, may have ended their marriage, but they've started our fantasy life, which has just jumped into high gear. And these pictures from the new edition of Spanish Elle, where Miranda graces the cover and has a provocative spread within, fuel that passion.
The pictures, from WWTDD (link below), show a woman who doesn't seem too upset by her breakup. She's tanned, nearly naked and wearing a mesh top that might as well be a clear-glass window for the unobstructed view of her beautiful bosom it offers. Well, she's on the rebound, and we'd love to catch what she has.
Of course, Miranda has recently stated that her chances of picking up a date on Saturday night have doubled because she's bisexual. If she's buying, we're selling. But seriously folks, what she said is that she "appreciates both men and women. I love the female body and truly appreciate the female form. I want to explore. Never say never."
And if that's not enough to rev your engines, she's also a practicing Buddhist, who believes in bringing "peace and harmony to our lives and the world." We know how you can do that, one person at a time.
You know she does yoga, which maintains her perfect body, while also jogging and keeping to a diet of steamed vegetables, fresh fruits and fish. The body is a temple, after all, and we're down on our knees, Miranda!
Via WWTDD