Exxxotica Miami 2007: You Are There! (Even If We Weren’t)

Although we definitely could have used another "business trip" this past weekend to get away from the porn blogging grind for a while (somehow sitting here in our underwear watching MTV's Sping Break coverage just hasn't been cutting it), we're sad to say that a restrictive Gawker Media expense policy other personal obligations precluded us from attending this year's Exxxotica Miami expo this past weekend, which means we missed yet another opportunity to hang out with a bunch of hot strippers and pornstars while getting paid to do so. Happily, Daily Tang's ace correspondent Veronika Raquel was there to cover all the latest developments in body painting, cage dancing, and advanced stripper technology, and thanks to her exemplary reporting we almost feel like we were actually surrounded by all those gyrating implants and Lucite stack platform heels. (Still, we might have to go out tonight and put a few lap dances on our corporate AmEx just to be safe. It's our job to keep on top of these things, you know.)

· Daily Tang @ Exxxotica Miami 2007 (video @ dailytang.com)
· See also: Exxxotica Miami Beach Photos (forums.miamibeach411.com - thanks Gus)
· Exxxotica Miami Beach (exxxoticamiami.com)

Previously: More Car Show Bikini Girls: NOPI Dallas 2007, Porn Valley Dispatch: Adultcon Returns, Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything, 2007 AVN Expo: Those Were The Days, Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage