Pink Gets Naked for People Magazine

The New York Times may be known as having "all the news that's fit to print," but People magazine has all the nudes, and that trumps the old Gray Lady. It's interesting, then, that People's naked portrait of singer Pink makes us hard as a tree trunk.

Scoopla started spreading the nudes (link below), reporting that

(t)he 34-year-old mother and singer P!nk striped down to her birthday suit for People Magazine! You can see all of Pink's amazing tattoos in her fully nude picture in People Magazine! Named one of 2014's Most Beautiful People by People Magazine, P!nk revealed 'Beautiful has never been my goal… Joy is my goal.'

That's a lot of exclamation points, but in this case the emphasis is necessary. This is big news!

Pink has always been one of our favorites, not least of all because she has never been shy of flaunting her gifts, the greatest of which is her body.

The only thing we can say as criticism, constructive criticism, of the picture published in People magazine is that Pink should have shown her pink. Imagine how much more nude-worthy her picture would have been, and appropriate for being in a Most Beautiful People issue, if she had shown the pink of her nipples or, heaven permit, the pink of her pussy.

Via Scoopla