Pornhub Gives America Wood For Arbor Day

Wanna help the Earth simply by jerking off?

That sentence reads like an answer to prayer. If you're so inclined this Arbor Day, Pornhub is donating one tree for every 100 videos viewed in the "Big Dick" category. With nearly 14,000 trees at press time, this appears to be a rousing success.

It takes wood to give wood, and it's high time we all started giving back. As the saying goes, "let there be trees on Earth, and let it begin with me jerking off to videos in Pornhub's Big Dick category."

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that, I'd have a shitload of nickels. But seriously, go get some wood. And also, enjoy these naked ladies communing with the trees.

Via Pornhub