“Cuties 3” Are Candy-Coated And Carnally Capable

Ah, cuteness, it's such a complicated concept. Technically speaking, it's deeply entwined with--shall we say--appearing young, but we'll forget about that for now. All that matters now is Riley Reid, her four friends, and the things they can do with their mouths.

Don't let the picture above fool you: this movie is about way more than Riley Reid eating licorice, lollipops, and cupcakes. We would totally watch a film that was about only that, but we don't know if all of you would, and we doubt Elegant Angel is going to take their chances on such a project. (We'll convince them someday.)

Remy LaCroix is relatively new to the game, she has a killer body, and her eyes make you feel like you've been marked for death by a very erotic mafia, therefore she could be exercising her starlet power and holding back on the sex acts. Fortunately for us, that's not how Remy rolls. When most girls would be keeping their asses untapped, she gladly gives her backdoor to Mr. Pete and locks eyes with him, challenging him to pound her deeper and harder.

Now, we want to write about Molly Bennett because she's a talented little thing with a winning smile and cheekbones that light up the room. However, we're unable to write about Molly because we're staring at the mark that her underwear left on her buttcheek. It's like we can feel the flesh.

Really, the only thing that would make "Cuties 3" better is if you could reach out and get a little pinch of teen pornstar skin. Next best thing: free replica lollipops with each purchase. We're being greedy, "Cuties 3" is a marvelous film.

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