Welcome To A World Without Sexual Harassment Suits: “Office Seductions 4”

There are times when we must bow before the brilliance of the blurb on the back of the porn box. This box reads, "How can anybody get any work done in today's modern office? Dominant bosses, flirty underlings, and all kinds of secret back door deals and trysts." The phrase "secret back door deals" just got us aroused.

No one in this movie takes it in the ass, but don't let that discourage you. "Office Seductions 4" has all the intrigue and office incest that you desperately wish your place of employment had. Or maybe you already do work in a naughty office! If that's the case, this is totally your life as portrayed by pornstars.

In this movie, as in life, Inari Vachs calls the shots. She's the boss, the big cheese, the lady who wears the pants, and this head honcho loves giving head to Rocko Reed on the regular. Fortunately, her loyal assistant is more than willing to fulfill his duties, and he repays her kindness with a long, slow, and passionate pounding in her private quarters (her bedroom, that is). Rocko looks downright sex drunk in these photos: his face is all red, his eyes can't stay open, and his balls look full to bursting as he spoons Inari's pussy.

Sure, the sex with his boss is great, but Rocko really pines for Jessie Andrews. Somehow--through methods unknown to those of us who haven't actually watched the film--he ends up performing cunnilingus on Jessie in the break room and fucks her so hard that her ass becomes one with the futon. She loves the way Rocko nibbles on her arm as he bangs her, and she even loves the way his cock feels against the back of her throat, but Jessie can't fully give herself to him. She belongs to another!

Yes, according to the back of the box, "Jessie is sort of the personal property of high roller Evan Stone." (Aren't we all?) We know he doesn't really own her, but he has the power to dictate where her career goes, and that (plus his legendary cock) leads Jessie into his arms. Evan is certainly more aggressive than Rocko--not necessarily rough, but his hands go everywhere and he holds Jessie tightly as he screws her--and you can tell that she loves letting go of control with him. But what does her heart want? Is she too young to give up her career for a boy with a nice dick?

Certainly not! Follow your heart, Jessie Andrews; follow your vagina, too! Hopefully they'll agree on something, otherwise "Office Seductions 4" will have a sad ending, and we just can't handle one of those. Not this week. (God, what a week!)

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