Sex So Good, The Matriarch Wants You Dead

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No guy wants to go around breaking up family units with his, um, unit, but there is something to be said for having a sexual style so powerful that the woman you're hooking up with tells her mother and sisters, "Hey! So, I'm gonna be banging this guy for the next forever. Thanks for the love and support! Bye!"

Such is the case (in a way) in "Les Adoptes," a story about a family of women who are divided by the sudden intrusion of a man. We feel that someone should be telling Marie Denarnaud, "Yo! Chicks before dicks!" but with an emphasis on family love. The only rhymes we can think of are, "Blood lines before wine and dines!" and "Sisters before blisters (from all the fucking on the floor)!" That second one isn't so catchy.

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