It Is Happening Again…The TLA RAW Awards Are Here!

Can you believe that the Academy Awards just handed out their top award to a movie that forgot to even record any sound? And the Grammys gave out their top award to some lady who doesn't even have a last name, let alone any musical talent? Even worse than those, the United States President awards haven't unanimously given the "Commander-in-Chief" Award to Rick Santorum yet!

Yeah, awards shows seem to be failing us left and right. The awards ceremonies that can hold their own when it comes to credibility are getting fewer and further between. It's almost as if humans no longer know how to recognize talent and accomplishment when they see it. For instance, I ate a really fantastic mixed cheese hoagie (which is an east coast slang term for "big sandwich") yesterday, and it not only didn't get any awards, but it was hardly even recognized beyond myself and the three dickheads I share an office with.

But hope is not lost. There's still one important award left in the world. And, even better, you and your kin are allowed and even encouraged to take part in the process. I'm speaking, of course, about the ever important TLA RAW AWARDS!

Click on that link (the blue words you just read, idiot!) and cast your vote for the year's best porn movie, best parody, best female performer, hypest dick, best sex toy, best freakout and so on and so forth! Voting lasts through the entire month of March. Feel free to vote as many times as you want, as the folks at TLA RAW consider voter fraud a statement of enthusiasm.

In the unlikely event that you (or anyone you know) feel that the nominees are insufficicent, fraudulent, unfair, undeserving or otherwise unacceptable, we ask you to comment away, where you may be ridiculed for taking this shit too seriously. It's pornography, people. Don't be dicks!

Go vote! Santorum's on the ballot, and he needs your help!

(Seriously, Santorum's really on there).