It’s Not Heavy, “It’s Facials 3”

Ironic that we need look no further than the goopy squalor of a movie like "It's Facials 3" for a perfect crystallization of porn industry debasement. (It's not very wholesome.)

"When it comes right down to it," the boxcover of this JM Productions compilation states, "women are only cum dumpsters. And this movie proves it!"

And proves it all night! The several handfuls of unnamed women in this movie (there's not even a credits sequence) were culled from almost a decade of JM movies of varying production value.

But they all feature scenes (as nearly every porn movie does) of women taking one (or several) in the face.

Movies like this one go a long way to making the porn world look ugly. It's hard to see those bright, high school graduation photo eyes if they are crusted with semen. It's hard to be all sweetness and Katy Perry when we watch cumshot after cumshot delivered in a cluttered basement room with ratty carpets.

But we who watch almost as much porn as you know that we could just as easily have slipped in a Wicked movie and watched the same woman get the same treatment, except in the Wicked movie she may have better makeup, and the script called for the be-condomed actor to whisper "I love you" before whipping the jimmy off and unloading faceward.

Without context, however, this collection of semen-splattered women—some looking happy about it, some not so much—is no "Friend Zone"; there's not a lot of kissing going on.

· Buy "It's Facials 3" (jerkoffzone.com)