Katie Price, You Need To Regain Control Of Your Panties

It's not the first, nor the second, but the third time this year we've had a clear view of the fabric between Katie Price's legs, and February is barely half over. Do Katie and her panties not get along anymore? We can't stand to see them like this (except we're totally checking them out).

Honestly, we're worried. What should we do? If this were a wacky ABC Family show, we'd hide in Katie's underwear drawer and pretend to be the voice of the spirit of her panties. We'd be all, "Katrina Amy Alexandria Alexis Infield," because that's her real name, "if you keep opening your legs when you exit cars, I'm going to sew crazy merkins on all of your undies." Merkin-based interventions rarely succeed, but we've got our fingers crossed!

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)