Ashli Orion Deserves To Be “Manhandled”

February 5, 2012
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Belladonna knows how things are. In a scene from "Manhandled 4," she casts Ashli Orion as the horny stoner chick who nudzhes Mr. Pete into fucking her, which he does, and the couple is better for it.

Watching this scene, I knew how Jesus must have felt when Andrew Lloyd Webber made a musical about Him.

"This is about MY LIFE," I exclaimed.

In a dusty room lit only by sun sits a mattress and Mr. Pete. Into it walks stroppy cow Ashli Orion, who only wants to smoke weed and fuck. Despite the fact that she is clearly ready to go, Mr. Pete is just so fed up with her that he throws a bottle of water at her.

"You gonna cry now?" he says, testy.

"No, but you make me want to," she says.

This little piece of pornography meant something to me, Readers. It made me want to find people I'd made want to cry and fuck them, "I'm sorry."

The pair proceeds to have a slappy, grabby, tender interlude, after which Mr. Pete leaves and Orion rolls over and falls asleep. It wasn't a hate fuck; In fact, it just happened to be the only way these two could be nice to each other at that moment.

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