Asa Akira: Great Porn Star, Terrible Hooker

Asa Akira has a new book coming out, and Salon (link below) has an exclusive first look at an excerpt from Insatiable.

In this particular section of the book, Asa details her time working as a high priced escort, namely, how terrible she was at it...

"Shut up. We're gonna get there, have condom sex for ten minutes, shower, and leave. It's gonna be the easiest money you ever made." Condom sex. Shit. I was so wrapped up in thinking of ways to hide my Mace within arm's reach during the actual fucking, I had totally forgotten to pack condoms. Rule number one as a working girl: Bring. Fucking. Condoms. We weren't even there yet, and I already had one strike in the hooker game.

Well, maybe she wasn't terrible at it, but she was definitely unprepared...

I saw Frederick again, on my own, the next day. We acted out a similar scenario, minus Laila. The sequel felt underwhelming. Maybe because I was alone . . . maybe because the novelty had worn off. Maybe because he wanted me to wear the same outfit as the day before, and it hadn't been washed. Or maybe it was the fact that he had asked me to fuck without a condom on, which just reminded me of how many girls in this business are fucking their clients raw. It made me sad. It turned me off. I never saw him again. He texts me from time to time, but I never reply. What's the point? The spark I felt on our initial rendezvous had gone. I had given the guy too much credit. Strike two.

Alright, so this all seems like it's on the level. Why does she think she was such a terrible hooker?

On the cab drive home, the first song to come on my iPod was "Ho," by Ludacris. What the fuck. Then I remembered a joke my friend Sebastian had told me a long time ago. "You don't pay a hooker to come, you pay a hooker to leave." I was the ultimate hooker failure. I didn't leave. At all. I did just the opposite. I came, over and over. I got emotionally involved and tried to make something out of nothing. Strike. Three.

Ah, the old emotionally attached hooker deal. Yeah, that's probably a turn off for most guys shelling out their hard earned money for that sort of thing. Either way, her story is super hot, and if this is just an excerpt from the book, we can't wait to read the rest.

Via Salon