The progression of Miley Cyrus' perversions is a pleasure to see. We've seen her go from innocent Disney actress and singer to twerking and body-parts flashing provocateur. And the trip keeps getting better, as she was most recently seen fondling a giant blow-up penis on stage. Is a real flesh-and-blood one next?
Our friends at the Daily Mail (link below) first exposed us to this arousing development in Miley's stagecraft. It's far more exciting than a floating pig or breathing fire, which once passed as rock-show extravaganza in our day. There's an honesty to Miley's penis play, for hasn't she been playing with our penises metaphorically speaking for years now?
Miley launched this new show at a surprise gig at G-A-Y, a hotspot in London, England, that was much hotter after Miley grabbed her ass and erected her inflatable hardon. Maybe she was addressing rumors to her bisexuality by publically illustrating her preference for penis. Of course, the whole affair was very camp. So, Miley keeps us guessing...among other things.
"I have never seen more gay people in my whole life," she told Bang Showbiz, after the performance. "When I go to London that's what it is. I feel like they are so much more open, much more than here in the US where they're feeling trapped, where it's like, 'Can I even say I believe in gay marriage? Can I say that my favorite fans are my gay fans?' Am I allowed to say that? Because half of America is still against it."
All of America is pulling for more penis play from you, though, Miley, so rock-hard on!
Via Daily Mail