Kelly Shibari’s Tips For Scoring With A Porn Star

We've all thought it at one time or another... Man, those porn stars really like to have sex. I like to have sex. I wonder if I should have sex with a porn star? That's exactly what I'm going to do. If you've had that conversation with yourself, congratulations, you're not alone. Apparently this happens all the time.

Adult film star Kelly Shibari recently spoke with Guyism (link below), and revealed that this phenomenon is hardly a phenomenon, but it does happen pretty often. Often enough for this Penthouse Forum cover girl to come up with some tips for any horny guys and gals hoping to score with a porn star.

Be a gentleman

It seems like common knowledge, but most men fail right off the bat. Don't be abusive or say rude things just to get attention. "Just be polite," Kelly said matter-of-factly, "and if I don't respond it's nothing personal."

Okay, so far, so good. Politeness, got it.

Don't incessantly tweet at women

Adult stars, or anyone really, would love nothing more than to chat on social media all day. Few people have the time. Don't reply to her constantly or tweet something back every time she tweets or reply at her twenty times in a minute. ‘"We want to like all of our fans. Having a twenty minute conversation isn't possible."

Right, don't seem too insistent or pushy. Good, good, I'm like 2 for 2 already here.

Save the dick pics

"We see dicks all day. It's a part of our job." Your dick is no bigger than the average adult star (unless your blessed), and even then, now what is she supposed to do? "What am I supposed to do with a picture of your dick but not your face?"

Sure, makes sense. Dick pics are maybe like a second date thing. Got it.

Keep it public

Don't DM unless specifically asked. "I get it, you don't want your mom or coworker to see you tweeting at an adult film star, but then would you really want to date me in the first place?"

Be upfront, out in the open, right, got it. Dick pics are still in the back pocket in case I need them. Hell, I might even get it framed for proper presentation.

Fan mail is preferred

If you're really interested in talking to an adult film star, try fan mail instead. It's a little more intimate, shows effort, and it feels much nicer to get something in the mail. Unless it's a framed dick pic.

Really? Not even this framed Dick pic?

Listen guys, if you think this is something you want to do, please follow these rules. These women have to deal with enough assholes and shitty human beings, the least you can do, if you're sincere, is be nice.

Via Guyism