Paris Hilton Covers Her Breasts With A Teddy Bear

In the best bit of dirty teddy bear news that doesn't involve Seth MacFarlane, Paris Hilton recently posted a topless photo of herself on Instagram, with only a teddy bear standing between us and Paris' dirty pillows.

The photo comes to us courtesy of MStars News (link below), and though she's not necessarily promoting anything, we wouldn't be surprised if this brought a boon to the flagging teddy bear industry. The only thing accompanying the photo was the words "Good morning everyone! Have a beautiful day! Love me and my Teddy!"

Whether or not there's a coded message in there remains to be seen. Hilton is known for her deceptive marketing practices. For example, she once hid the solution to Pollock's Octahedral Numbers Conjecture inside this tweet...

J/K, we all know that's not true. It was actually The Gaussian Moat Problem, and the solution was hidden in this tweet...

Yup, that's the one!

Via MStars