Christian Film “The Lock In” Finally Exposes The Link Between Porn & The Devil

Prepare yourself for the The Lock In, a new dimension in found footage horror Christian filmmaking.

According to The Week (link below) the film is being released by "Holy Moly Pictures," in hopes of capitalizing on the runaway success of other found footage films released this year like Devil's Due and Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. But these filmmakers aren't just trying to turn a quick buck, they're trying to save souls.

"Movies have always been a good medium to highlight social issues," said the studio. "Pornography is a growing epidemic in the church community for men, women, and children, with most of the underage victims being exposed in a place thought to be safe. The producers of the film hope that not only will it be entertaining, it will also be used as a tool for conversations about the dangers of pornography and the importance of being aware."

The film follows Justin and his friends as they prepare for a church lock in, which they plan to video tape because what else are you gonna do? Now, anyone that's attended a church lock in knows that once all the board games have been played and the Doritos have been eaten, out comes the porn, and that's exactly what happens here. Wait, what?

Not only does the bag of demon-porn magically reappear in the church, but everyone else disappears, and Justin and his friends spend a terrifying night being pursued by nasty porn-demons intent on scaring the sin out of them.

Now, I don't want to spoil anything here, but "Pastor Chris" in the trailer definitely gives up some of the game when he utters the phrase, "Let's just say I now believe there's a correlation between pornography and demon activity." Some other choice excerpts from the film include...

"Porn has destroyed my family. It has ripped my family to shreds because my dad couldn't let those magazines go," complains one character. "My pop-pop caught me watching pornography on my computer once," says another. "Afterwards he ran over my computer with his truck, which sucked because all my poetry was on there too."

Man, fuckin' pop-pop and his fuckin' truck, always ruining kid's dreams and pornography and the like. Listen, their hearts were clearly in the right place in all this. They're just trying to expose the evils of pornography, and not tangible, actual evils. The evils they're exposing involve the devil and demons. "Nevermind that your dad was just an abusive, drunken asshole that liked porn more than you and your mom. He had the devil in him. If only we could've gotten to him sooner, son," the hamfisted yokel that wrote this film might say.

How long before somebody's cutting this into the movie?

You're Tearing Me Apart, Satan!

Via The Week