Naked Woman Crashes Cannes Movie Premiere

While a bunch of old fogeys were trying to assert that they're still relevant at Cannes, a naked woman spiced up the premiere of director David Cronenberg's new film.

Cronenberg's latest film is called Maps to the Stars and features Robert Pattinson, Julianne Moore, John Cusack, and Mia Wasikowska, but none of those stars stole the show last night. Instead it was an unidentified blonde whose torso was wrapped in tape reading fragile, and her breasts were exposed to reveal rouged up nipples.

The woman is a performance artist, as if her flair for exhibitionism, haphazard makeup placement, and lack of a left stiletto didn't give that away. We're not sure what her game is or what she's promoting, or if she was a planned part of the festivities, but we do know that a woman that stacked is worth our time to cover.

No word on whether she'll be teaming up with Twilight star Pattinson on a new project where she pouts a bunch and bites her lip and he inexplicably falls for her, but we'll keep you up to date on all the development deals that are sure to be coming this woman's way.

Via Channel 24