Marital Aid Test Kitchen–OhMiBod blueMotion Vibrator

So here we have the OhMiBod blueMotion vibrator. It's activated via Bluetooth and is only USB rechargeable. This isn't something I am terrifically crazy about because sometimes, a chick likes to be away from her laptop. As you can see above, it comes with a pair of one-size-fits-most panties to slip the vibrator into during use.

These panties may be fine if, say, you are Julia Ann. However, if you are more on the Lexxxi Luxe side of life, you are kinda screwed. This underwear won't really look good on you and the point of the whole toy is to wear the underwear while the OhMiBod buzzes away on your happy clit. Maybe in the future, a BBW-friendly panty option will be available.

There's a pouch in the underwear to place the vibrator in and then you sit back and let whoever is manning the controls get to it so that you can reenact this scene from "Flash Gordon".

Your very own Ming the Merciless downloads the app to run this beauty from Apple’s App store or from Google Play and once you do, it gives you a whole lot of options for how to control this clit-friendly-only vibe. There are a ton of pre-set patterns you can go with or you can record your voice so that she can get off to the vibrations of that. You can create vibration patterns and save and name them.

I, personally, was annoyed as fuck by the panties–I don’t like stretch lace–and I like penetration by my partner way too much to get all into dealing with underwear when I want to get the fuck off but the vibe itself is made of a nice, pleasantly-textured plastic and comes with a one year manufacturer’s warranty.

OhMiBod has an IndieGogo campaign going to make the controller WiFi-ready, which sounds like fun, for sure.

The OhMiBod blueMotion vibe will retail for $129 when it becomes available in July. You can pick one up then but in the meantime, there are lots of other cute things to check out on their site.