Houston Man Sues Stripper To Get Back His “Harry Potter” DVDs

A stripper's main job is to convince their clients that they're focused solely on them, and establish intimacy all in the span of an REO Speedwagon song.

According to The Raw Story (link below), one Houston area stripper is really good at this. So good, in fact, she had one poor schmo convinced they were in a relationship.

Robert Wallace, who works as a software developer, told KRIV that he thought he was in a "dating relationship" with exotic dancer Nomi Mims. According to Wallace, he loaned Mims about $2,000, a laptop and his Harry Potter DVD collection. They "broke up" on May 3, Wallace said, and he waited a week for her to return the items because "I know how stubborn she can be."

It should come as no surprise to find out that Mims didn't share Wallace's view on their relationship being a "dating" one.

"I don't believe in loans because I don't want to pay anybody back," she explained. "I've given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back? No refunds in the strip club," Mims added. "I've even had people come up in there asking, ‘Oh, can I get a dance,' and they'll pay me back next week. We ain't got no layaway plans either."

I'll skip that double negative and get to the point. Remember guys, no sex in the champagne room, and no layaway plans either. Mims paid a visit to the "Mad Hatta Morning Show on 97.9 The Box" to set the record straight.

In case you didn't even make it past that interminable Morris Chestnut commercial, the basic gist of it is that she claims that she used his address to apply for student loans. He also gave her a debit card on which "he dropped some snack change on there." She says that he was aware of her financial situation and was simply helping out Mims and her daughter through a rough patch.

Maybe somebody can just do an "obliviate charm" on this guy and he'll forget he even gave out his Harry Potter DVDs in the first place.

Via The Raw Story