Marital Aid Test Kitchen–Emily & Tony Aromatherapy Massage Candle

There is a time in every relationship when you've gotta give your partner a rubdown. S/he is stressed out and their body aches and you aren't getting shit in the way of fucking until you get your partner to get into their bodies and get into the groove, as Madonna said forever ago.

I sincerely can not recommend this candle enough. Bring it into your house and get this thing lit and watch your partner's cares and worries rub away. The Emily & Tony Aromatherapy Massage Candles are made from soybean oil (which naturally has vitamin E in it--great for your skin), coconut oil (also great for your skin) and beeswax. The scents available are Coco--a coconut/cedar mix, Creme de Vanille and the one I received from them--Fougere.

Here's what they say about the scent.

Scented with a seductive Fougere fragrance that opens with top notes of licorice and cardamom. Sexy mid notes emerge of cedar, vetiver, patchouli, amber and nutmeg which are then laced with base notes of vanilla bourbon and licorice.

It's very woodsy and very relaxing. I loved this and so did Mr. Kingstown when I massaged him with the melted wax from this. It's truly a luxurious candle and a little of the melted wax in your hand goes a very, very long way courtesy of the beeswax. The melted wax gave a really smooth, consistent glide and was excellent for doing a medium pressure to light pressure massage. The black glass exterior makes it an easy fit decor-wise in anyone's space.

Emily & Tony say that this candle will burn up to fifty hours and I believe it. The 6.35 ounce candle retails for $38.

You can and should purchase one right away from the company's website.