Butt Seriously, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Hot

Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow, how rich is your bounty, how sweet is your booty? That's a rhetorical question, of course. For as she was seen leaving her GOOP store at the Brentwood Country Market when a photographer of a certain height was at the perfect spot to catch Gwyneth's bottom slipping cheekily from her panties.

Now we love as as much as the next man, no, more than, but even our appreciation for the hind quarters was only half of the whole appeal for this wonderful peek at Gwyneth's bottom, which we think is the tops. We have to thank the Superficial (link below) for beginning it to our attention.

We also have to thank Gwyneth's mom and pops for the perfect combination of sperm and egg, for the unique genetics, which met and created this wonderful ass. If Helen was the face that launched a thousand ships, then Gwyneth has the ass that launch a thousand masturbation sessions.

But Gwyneth is a classy girl. She'd never hang out with a hairy palmed malcontent like us. She travels in a more rarified climate, one with the atmosphere is crisp and warm like an English beer. It's also, we see, a place where he ass cheeks can slip from their panties and offer us a nice show. 

Via The Superficial