You’ll Be Seeing Red, With Sharon’s Stones on the Red Carpet

She doesn't need a bra, she's Sharon Stone, damn it! Even after half a century she manages to keep her breasts hard as, well, stones. She was well named, this Sharon Stone, for her keeps sharing her stones with us and we keep loving it.

Our friends at Taxi Driver Movie (link below) have the goods on the actress as she strutted her stuff over the red carpet in a red dress that was silky and clingy in all the right places. Not that Sharon has any wrong places, at least none that we have found yet. 

Besides the picture that was posted on Taxi Driver Movie, we wanted to go back and enjoy some of the classic images of the blonde bombshell. The thing is we dare you to see a difference. Oh, sure, she's older now, but we think she's even sexier. Her breasts certain look no worse for the wear.

So what does it all mean? Maybe she's a demi-god brought down to Earth to show us mere humans that sex is a wonderful thing to do over and over again. Maybe she's just genetically better than the rest of us. We think she's the next stage in evolution, the baby from "2001" all grown up. Any way you look at it, you'll want to look at it.

Via Taxi Driver Movie