How To: Silence Your Vibrator

Let's fact it, we've all been there—you go to the movies, they play that little "please silence your phones" announcement, and then about ten minutes into the flick your Magic Wand kicks in and half the theater can hear you getting your buzz on in the back row. (Did we mention this was an X-rated film?) Well, our DIY friends at Homemade Sex Toys finally have the answer to your masturbation-related acoustical problems. Even the best vibrators can be loud as hell when turned on full blast, but these simple soundproofing tips will help you keep your sex machine's noise output to a minimum, which means roommates, neighbors, and the NSA spies who have bugged your bedroom can all get a good night's sleep. Unfortunately, foam rubber and bubble wrap will probably not silence whatever noise happens to emanate from you during your battery-powered fun, so you'll have to come up with another solution for that on your own.

· How to Silence Your Vibrator (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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