It’s Just Like A Porn Star Coming In Your Ears

Are you thoroughly dissatisfied with the sound quality of porn? Really? Seriously, you are? Well, you're not alone apparently. 

According to XBIZ (link below), Taiwanese company Winzz has just created the first pair of earbuds specially designed to enhance the sound quality of pornography. 

Company reps say that the headphones, called ladobi, focus more on voices than sounds and reportedly make female voices “more pleasing and less sharp,” while making male voices “fuller and rounder.” The product website LovePalz.com calls the ladobi experience “So close, so real, so 4D experience.”

I've always wanted a fuller and rounder sound when I hear a guy announcing that he's about to cum.

But what about the technical specs? It's all well and good to throw a bunch of mumbo jumbo our way, but those specs had better speak for themselves.

The six-channel 360-degree surround sound headphones feature a 10 mm double layer composite diaphragm with a frequency response ranging from 15 Hz to 22 KHz.

See, that's more like it. Now I feel like I know what to expect. 

The buds retail for $39.99 and are available through LovePalz.com, but act fast as there are only 1,000 pairs available for purchase. So hop to it!

Via XBIZ