Keeley Hazell: Eco-Warrior!

Obviously, we've been crushing on Keeley Hazell pretty hard for a while now (maybe you noticed?), but after hearing this latest news about our favorite Page Three girl of all time we think we just might be in love for real: not only is she beautiful and buxom and has that adorable accent, she is singlehandedly going to save the planet! If you don't believe us, just ask UK Conservative Party leader David Cameron, who recently named Keeley one of his top 10 "environment heroes"—alongside such notables as Sir David Attenborough, Prince Charles, and Mr. Global Warming himself, Al Gore—thanks to her brave stand on energy consumption that was published in The Sun (next to one of her trademark topless photo, natch) last fall. She's also traded in her car for a high-mileage scooter, buys only organic food, and lights her apartment exclusively with energy-saving bulbs when not enforcing her nighttime "candlelight-only" policy. (Rowr!) Her boobs aren't just spectacular to look at, they're a force for good—and we know that as long as the planet is clutched tightly to Keeley's caring breast, then Mother Earth is well protected indeed.

· "Page Three Girl becomes face of green movement" (independent.co.uk - thanks Ian)
· Green Week: Keeley Hazell's ten green tips (thesun.co.uk, 10/06)

Previously: How To Buy A Green Sex Toy, More Fucking for Forest, pFARM: Biotech Fetish Farming, Happy Earth Day, Fleshbot's Exhaustive Keeley Hazell Coverage