Carmen Electra’s Electrifying Hot Pants

Carmen Electra has been woefully absent from our feed, and we've hungered for her, so it was with much salivating happiness that we gawked at the hot pants-wearing performer as she entertained with cheeky aplomb. 

It was our relative who's not really a relative, the Drunken Stepfather (link below) who once again proved that blood is thicker than water when they posted this series of ass-cheek-revealing wonder. 

Of course, we should let the soused stepfather speak for himself:

Carmen Electra’s recent performance at the Avalon in Hollywood brings up an interesting discussion point….At what point in a woman’s career or Life cycle, does it become pathetic to strip down and put on some ridiculous Cruise Ship Entertainment performance….as if it is anything other than a comedy or novelty act.

What, pops? Maybe you've gotten into the bottom shelf hooch, because it is never, ever not wholly wonderful to see a woman naked. Any women. In fact, we'd suggest that all women get publically nude at some point in their lives. For every body there's an equal and opposite body that lusts for it.

Now, speaking of Carmen's body, well, words fail us. We have to revert to grunts and groans. She just brings out the animal in us. 

Drunken Stepfather