Sexy Dispatches From Stock Photo Hell

Stock photographs, the bane of any online journalist's existence.

Those of us not blessed with expert photoshop skills are often left scrambling to find the perfect image to compliment our totally awesome piece about the link between feral cats and childhood obesity that no one is going to read.

The site Bro My God (no, it's really a site, check out the link below) discovered a selection of odd stock photos that feature naked women doing things that run the gamut from the seemingly innocuous (eating an ice cream cone) to the odd (a woman covered in garbage) to the inexplicable (two words: pizza hat. Two more words: cd skirt). 

Side boobs and 3/4 boob fans will find a lot here to love, but sadly there's no actual nudity outside of the nude telemarketer's ass. Look for another piece next week where we cover the phenomenon of women who love to press things like fish and model airplanes against their breasts. I've finally found the perfect images to accompany the article. 

Via Bro My God