Porn Fjörd Dispatch: Jesse Jane in Denmark

Jesse Jane, millennial porn star, lives life to the fullest. When she received the 2006 Best-Selling Porn Star award or somesuch at a Danish festival recently, she was not content to just carpetbag on this southernmost of Scandinavian countries. Instead, not only did the faux-Nordic spriteling feign madness, kill a hidden spy, answer positively "To G/G or not to G/G?", but she also annexed Greenland and the Faroe Islands. Had she gone but a few leagues south, we are sure she would have sent Banquo's Ghost straight back to Hell. There is nothing she cannot do.

Here, Jane is holding a kjutlieppe, a traditional Danish throwing tray. - GP

· "DIGITAL PLAYGROUND'S JESSE JANE NAMED BEST SELLING INTERNATIONAL STAR" (digitalplayground.com)
· Jesse Jane (jessejane.com)