New Weed-Infused Lube Sounds Dope

What a time to be alive ladies and gents, as marijuana-infused sex lubricant is now a thing.

The company Foria (link below) has created a god damned medical miracle by combining two of the best ways to make people feel good: orgasms and weed. So what's the scoop?

Our proprietary formula was inspired by the historical use of cannabis as an aphrodisiac in traditional cultures around the world. This ancient wisdom has been validated by the recent groundswell of scientific research into the health benefits of marijuana. Foria harnesses the complex powers of marijuana to create a potent “therapeutic aphrodisiac.”

Because we believe that health and pleasure are naturally inseparable, we chose to make Foria with 100% natural liquid coconut oil. Besides being delicious to eat, our coconut oil has a naturally low pH that is great for skin care and ideal for maintaining a healthy vaginal pH - one key to fighting off yeast and bacteria - thereby promoting natural harmony and balance within the body.  

Wait, it prevents yeast infections too? Sign these people up for the Nobel Prize. I am not joking. Sanctification, deification, all of it. Where can we get some, who's holdin'?

In order to be eligible to purchase Foria you must have a physician statement and recommendation letter pursuant to California Health and Safety Code Section 1132.5 and Senate Bill 420.  Once eligible you may purchase Foria by joining our collective and purchasing through our website and you may purchase Foria at certain California medical marijuana dispensaries.

Damnit, who makes this stuff, Buzz Killington?

Via Foria