Emmy Rossum, Taylor Schilling, Zooey Deschanel, and Mindy Kaling Talk Fake Peeing, Shower Sex, and More

June 13, 2014
PETERLANDAU

Comedians today only work blue. There's no other color in their palette, and for that we lust them. So these six Emmy nominated funny ladies talking dirty at the Comedy Actress Roundtable is just as hot as expected.

According to the Hollywood Reporter (link below):

For the six Emmy contenders who gathered on May 10 in Los Angeles to chat -- The Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, 28; New Girl's Zooey Deschanel, 34; Nurse Jackie's Edie Falco, 50; The Mindy Project's Mindy Kaling, 34; Shameless' Emmy Rossum, 27; and Orange Is the New Black's Taylor Schilling, 29 -- the genre is all those things and then some. Between fake-peeing, showering with co-stars and the "torture" of watching their performances, there's little these women won't do for the sake of their craft.

Some highlights include:

Emmy Rossum My character had to pee on camera for a drug test this past season. I had to pull my pants down and use this squeezy contraption that made it look like I was really doing it. But it wasn't me peeing, just for the record!
Kaling The flip side is getting to make out a lot on TV, which I do. Sometimes we have to do a shower sex scene. And the first few times, it's kind of fun. Then after take eight, your makeup is streaming …
Schilling You're cold.
Cuoco-Sweeting It's not cute anymore.
Deschanel Fake nudity is not cute wet.
Kaling I'd rather show my breasts!
Schilling We're in jail on Orange, so there's real nudity.
Kaling Pasties are disgusting.
Deschanel I'd rather be naked!