Austrians Are Terrible Drivers When Confronted With Nudity

Hypothesis: Austrians cannot handle naked women. Procedure: Have woman sunbathe naked out the window of her home near a busy intersection, which then leads to several traffic incidents. Conclusion: Austrians cannot handle naked women. 

According to Cinema Blend (link below), this lovely Viennese woman did what any Viennese woman without access to a roof, deck, beach, sidewalk, or other place to catch a few rays; She dangled her naked ass out the window. This caused at least one traffic accident, and several backups on the fairly busy street directly below her home. 

She didn’t have any clothes on and because of the angle she was positioned at, drivers coming from the right direction got a pretty good look at the Promised Land. Oblivious, she continued lounging there as traffic slowed and eventually, two gawkers crashed their cars into each other... the guy who was rear-ended got out of his car and asked the other driver what the hell he was doing. The other driver pointed up to the naked woman, prompting this casual and understanding response… ”Oh, right. I see what you mean.”

I guess the guy was lucky this didn't happen in New York. He might have gotten socked in the fucking balls for being such a stunad. 

Via Cinema Blend