Who Loves Ya Baby? Teddy Love!

Move over Ted. You're no longer the most hyper-sexualized representation of a childhood favorite. Meet Teddy Love, "the bear that loves you back."

An indiegogo campaign (link below) has been launched for the cuddliest sex toy ever created.

Teddy has a robust, 10-speed motor housed in the muzzle. The result is a strong vibration in both the nose and tongue of the bear.  The nose stimulates the clitoris and the tongue penetrates the vagina.  The controls are located in Teddy’s ears for easy and convenient control.  Teddy Love is versatile, unique, cuddly and pleasurable. 

But Tucker, you say, how is this actually different from other vibrators. I'm glad you asked hypothetically inquisitive reader as the reasons are four-fold...

First, Teddy Love is discreet and blends in with household furnishings. It can be left out on a bed inconspicuously, without fear of someone finding it. 

Second, Teddy Love is not intimidating to buy online or in a brick and mortar store.  There is no stigma attached to purchasing a Teddy Bear that happens to provide pleasure, unlike bulky and obvious sexual devices, that may be embarrassing to purchase.  

Third, Teddy is so cute and lovable you can cuddle and fall asleep with him after he is done pleasuring you with his powerful 10 speed vibrations. 

Last, Teddy Love's controls are located in his ears. Once in place, Teddy Love frees up your hands for other pleasurable activities. 

Still not convinced that this is sexy and not pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel? Just watch this demonstration video.

Via Indiegogo