German Vagina Sculpture Ensnares Its Latest Victim

It takes all kinds to make this crazy world of ours go 'round. For every scholar and scientist working on the next breakthrough in modern society, actively seeking to make the world a better place, there's a guy like this one, who looks at a giant sculpture of vagina and thinks to himself, can I fit in there? 

I'm not one to cast aspersions, but let's suppose for the next few minutes that I were... what might I say about this guy? First of all, there's no plan here. I feel as if you should create a plan to get in there, but like most guys his age, when confronted with a vagina for the first time, he just couldn't help himself. He had to be inside, no matter how faulty his logic. 

According to The Guardian (link below), it took 22 firefighters to get this guy out. To me, that's as much a scathing indictment of the rampant incompetence in this German fire department than anything else, but when one pauses for a moment to consider what they were doing, I imagine they lost a lot of good men to fits of hysterics. 

The young man's name has not been released because he's desperately attempting to cling to whatever shred of dignity he has left after this debacle.

Via The Guardian