GOP Aide Resigns After Porn Star Tweets A Pic Of His Dick

If we've learned nothing from the digital age, and let's face it we haven't, it's that you should never send a dick pic to anyone if you have political aspirations. If you're already working in politics, it should be a no-brainer, but apparently nobody told Adam Kuhn this.

Actually, nobody should have had to tell Adam Kuhn this. "Who is Adam Kuhn?" you ask. Well, I'm glad you asked. Until yesterday, Kuhn was an aide in the office of congressman Steve Stivers (R-OH). "What happened yesterday?" you ask. Let's let Politico (link below) handle the salacious details.

His trouble began last week when Jennifer Roubenes Allbaugh, who uses the name “Ruby” — among other stage names — in adult films tweeted at least one photo of Kuhn’s penis to Stivers’ Twitter account. Allbaugh confirmed to POLITICO that she sent the tweet.

According to Allbaugh, she was upset Kuhn had ended the relationship. It is unclear when that occurred or when the photos of Kuhn were taken, although Allbaugh blamed Kuhn for their breakup.

Allbaugh has since deleted her Twitter account, though I was able to find that cached image of her above. Not bad. Not sure why he thought it was a good idea to do a hit and run on a porn star with a huge online presence. 

“I hate you, AJK, you selfish pompous a—hole,” Allbaugh tweeted on June 21. Kuhn’s full name is Adam Joshua Kuhn. Allbaugh added: “Now we’re even.”

In a direct message on Twitter to this reporter, Allbaugh said she “just wanted to teach the pompous a——— a lesson.” Allbaugh called herself “a disgruntled former girlfriend. I was trying to make him hate me, I guess,” she added, although Allbaugh later said she was in love with Kuhn and her own husband at the same time.

I love that they only deleted the two s's from asshole in that first quote, but deleted the entire "sshole" in the second one. Unless perhaps the word in the second quote wasn't asshole. Maybe it was assbandit. Or assburglar. Or asshat. Or asslicker. Or assmuncher. We may never know. 

Also of note, this wasn't even the first government official this week with dick pic problems. We may have reached the dick pic tipping point, which is a great book by Malcolm Glandwell. 

Via Politico