Morning Wood: Everybody Loves Nipples

· Be honest: was the headline accompanying this picture of Patricia Heaton's see-through dress a little too obvious? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· We don't know what the big deal is, but Janet Jackson's breasts look fine to us. She has boobs, there's two of them, what more do you want? (celebitchy.com)

· No one can agree on the size of the porn industry, but one thing is certain: It's bigger than the population of Iceland. But apparently not bigger than the stuck up Radisson hotel that canceled their adult conference. Like they've got anything better to do up there in the winter. (icelandreview.com)

· It's time for Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Mysterious Porn DVDs Left Scattered on the Ground Near A School. Can our hero solve the puzzle? (myfoxtwincities.com)

· It looks like you can still get drunk while throwing dollar bills at the girls at Scores. (For now.) Whew ... that was a close one, wasn't it? (ny1.com)

· Parishioners in church on Ash Wednesday heard sexy noises emanating from the pews. Was it a stupid prank or an act of God? He does work in mysterious ways. (freenewmexican.com)

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