Sora Aoi Thinks Luis Suarez’s Oral Transgressions Are “Disgusting”

World Cup Fever! It's grabbing hold of everyone. Why just yesterday, I was typing away at my desk to bring you fantastic content with my trademark witty repartee, and nearly everyone else I work with is gathered in front of a television pretending to give a shit about soccer because it gets them out of working for two hours. 

Even ex-porn star Sora Aoi is weighing in on World Cup. According to Want China Times (link below), following the biting antics by Uruguay's Luis Suarez, she took to Twitter to voice her opinion.

Japanese former-porn-star-cum-internet-celebrity Sora Aoi wrote on Twitter that she found Suarez's actions "disgusting."

She clearly knows a thing or two about oral technique, so hers is the kind of expert opinion we need on such matters. On the plus side for Suarez, he may get an endorsement deal out of this.

There is now also a rumor that a Chinese toothpaste manufacturer is preparing to ask Suarez to star in a commercial. One Chinese netizen has already prepared the slogan: "No red card for biters who use this brand of toothpaste!"

This might be the best deal to come out of the World Cup since Zinedine Zidane got a job as Jason Statham's head butt double on The Transporter 3.  

Via Want China Times