Public Masturbation Gets A Boost Of Legitimacy Thanks To This Product

A wise man once said, "it's a bad idea to masturbate in public," but thanks to the "Public Masturbatorium," it's now merely a matter of logistics. 

The good folks over at Guyism (link below) turned us onto this ingenious product, and also point out the fact that the cash strapped can enjoy its benefits as well.

If you do need this product your can either pay for it, barter for it, or offer a painting?

I really like the idea of bartering, but I'm more intrigued by offering up a painting. Lord knows my house is full of plenty of oil on velvet paintings of David Lynch I have little use for anymore. 

I'm also curious as to why they chose fairly transparent cloth to make this tent. You'd think privacy would be of the utmost concern for those looking to use this product to its fullest. At the same time, you'd wonder who would think that this provides any sort of legitimate cover for the activity. 

Via Guyism